Just fell off a train. Bad.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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