My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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