i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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