ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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