VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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