It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
well most of my day revolves around power hour
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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