that's an acceptable place to lick
im six kinds of drunk right now
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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