ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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