During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
What drink are we having for lunch?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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