will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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