I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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