Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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