Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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