doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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