I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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