i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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