he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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