I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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