Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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