My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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