Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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