i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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