But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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