she was so not down for the gang bang
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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