I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my sisters under your porch take her home
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Randomize
