Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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