when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I seem to have left my pride at pride
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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