what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
