I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I have feelings that need drinking.
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Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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