this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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