return my video game
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
zippers are such a cool invention
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I believe in your delicious
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