ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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