i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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