Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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