dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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