I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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