I think i peed on brittanys purse
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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