Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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