Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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