I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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