I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Randomize
