i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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