I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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