No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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