I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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