I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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