i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Randomize
