Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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