she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Drunk is not a location!
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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