Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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