So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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