We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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