Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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